Tuesday, May 13, 2008

CERN Will Ignite Atmospheric Nitrogen in 2012

CERN's LHC will cause its fast moving particles to ignite atmospheric nitrogen. Once the nitrogen ignites, there is nothing stopping it, it will burn out of control, consuming the entire earth atmosphere in a matter of hours. We'll all die horrible deaths. It will be covered by the Internet and TV, the last horrendous news casts of a dying planet. It's time to write your congressperson, your milkman, and the mayor of your local city to put a stop to this. Its time to send email to CERN, telling them you know what they're doing, a mass suicide bombing of planet earth because they are all Druids.

The Mayans were right after all. Their calendar indicates that atmospheric will ignite in 2012. Mayans were real smart. That's why they decided to die off, because they knew 2012 would be a living hell.

Get the word out!