Tuesday, May 13, 2008

CERN Will Ignite Atmospheric Nitrogen in 2012

CERN's LHC will cause its fast moving particles to ignite atmospheric nitrogen. Once the nitrogen ignites, there is nothing stopping it, it will burn out of control, consuming the entire earth atmosphere in a matter of hours. We'll all die horrible deaths. It will be covered by the Internet and TV, the last horrendous news casts of a dying planet. It's time to write your congressperson, your milkman, and the mayor of your local city to put a stop to this. Its time to send email to CERN, telling them you know what they're doing, a mass suicide bombing of planet earth because they are all Druids.

The Mayans were right after all. Their calendar indicates that atmospheric will ignite in 2012. Mayans were real smart. That's why they decided to die off, because they knew 2012 would be a living hell.

Get the word out!

3 comments:

Flair said...

who ever said this is a dumb ass "the myans were so smart thats why they sacraficed people to the sun because they thought it was god" dumb ass! i hate stupid people like you!!

Earl Flask said...

The posting is a joke. A JOKE!

There are people who believe this stuff. Its amazing.

Earl Flask said...

...so, let me be clear about this. I wrote this as a joke to poke fun at those who take this stuff seriously.